A Child's Prayer

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A Child's Prayer

Postby NewGenGambling » Sun May 30, 2010 2:56 pm

One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying:

"God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."

The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying.

The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack.

The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.

The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."

The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning.

Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.

Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night.

And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."

Now the father was crapping his pants.

He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine.

When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.

She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found the milkman dead on our porch this morning!"

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Re: A Child's Prayer

Postby sarahjames124 » Fri Jul 30, 2010 1:45 pm

There is a different version of this joke with doctors testing new device that is meant to relieve women from delivery pains by passing them onto the father. So a woman goes to labor, the doctor connects her and her husband to the machine and says to the husband: I will be slowly diverting pain from your wife to you, let me know when you can't stand it. He turns the knob on the machine, husband says he can't feel anything, the doctor adds more and more and more and all the time husband says the he doesn't feel any pain ... it goes and goes and as you can imagine it's the milkman who dies in convulsions :)
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Re: A Child's Prayer

Postby jessiccarobertt » Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:31 am

I like the all version
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